Is this WEIRD?

I can chew an entire pack of big red gum (really any gum)& swallow it all – just wanted you to know, woot! When I was little my mom told me if I kept swallowing gum, when I had a baby, it would stick to me—-She LIED! woot woot! Is this WEIRD?lol

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Gum Ball – tooth?????

What does a gum ball, nerd candy & a tooth have in common? I chewed a gum ball today & noticed something hard as I chewed,  I thought it was nerd candy, but unfortunately, it was not–it was a piece of my tooth! Disgusting:(      

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My Sentiments Exactly!

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming –WOW, What a RIDE!”

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Normal or Not?

 You’re vacuuming your car out & come across a lonely unwrapped piece of candy, under one of the seats. A normal person would: A) Throw it out B) Vacuum it up C) Play like you got it out of your purse & tell the kids you’ll give it to the kid, that shuts up the longest, ah ha! D) or Eat it, like…

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