Disney or Bust
We persuade peeps to go to Disney all the time. No matter at church, kid’s performance or the grocery line. We’re Disney dorks to the core. No need for apples here, just give us a Dole Whip or Mickey Bar and we’ll chEAR.
Our friends ask~ Why Disney, are you sick and deprived? Because it’s like Neverland, adults are kids again and our dreams come alive! This magical place brings us laughter and treasure, monorails galore and so much pleasure. It’s an absolute vacation that we all adore, get an annual pass and you can enjoy more.
I salute the Disney freaks out there and raise our flag to you~ stars and stripes neither here nor there, just fun furry characters everywhere! So with pride we fly our freak flag high into the air and wave it like we just don’t care.
Give us the choice of the First Family of the United States or being the First Family of Magic Kingdom~ our choice is clear, even if you bribed us with a keg of beer. There would be shanghaied military secrets, if Disney dorks were in charge, easily revealed with promises of Fastpasses at large.
All we ask for is Magic and Fantasy~ is that such a crime? No bread and water for us, just Mickey pancakes and Tonga Toast~ if we’re doing time. Walt Disney World arches are the first thing we see when entering this special place to be~ Welcome Home is the next and dearest to us. Faith Trust and Pixie Dust are a must, that’s why our motto is “Disney or bust!”